Yes! They will obey or suffer the consequences. And we don’t have to worry about a revolution or anything because if bitches talk shit, they get hit!
I couldn’t have worded that better myself. Man, it’s good to be us. I never make these types of plans with anyone else, just you. Not even my own brothers and sisters! Although I’m sure they’d joke around and I would too.
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Then we will forbid it! Ain’t no muscular-carrier-man of mine gonna be getting fat! They better or they can all clean the sewers with the fashion police!
IT IS FORBIDDEN. 5EVER. Yes! He’ll be in shape and smokin’ and walking around with me. Yes! The law has been made, and it is best that it remain intact otherwise their fates will be terrible.
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Oh, you’re right! But we could always invent the beds for other people, y’know, spread some good will. What wonderful people we must be to study for other’s safety.
Yes, but what if our sexy men decide they’d rather be in moving beds instead of carrying us around? Oh yes, they better appreciate the hard work we put into making things right.
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They can all just be jealous of our men slave carriers and we can be awesome and continue to be carried around while they have to walk. I didn’t think there would be studying involved in this plot… but if it’s for the good of humanity I’m sure I’ll manage.
Yes! I’m starting to think twice about moving beds if we’ve got sexy men to carry us…I mean, moving beds mean no sexy men. Oh yes, sometimes we have to make sacrifices for the greater good.
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Yes, and we can put that glitter body spray stuff on them like strippers wear so it’ll be great! Safety king and queen sounds more mighty and powerful! I suppose if we’re safe it’d be all good in the time-travelling hood!
Hahah oh yes, but I bet you someone will refer to them as “Edward Cullen” or “sparkly vampires” but that’s okay because the hot, sparkly men are with us and not them. It sure does! We have the power! Yes! I agree. We’ll brush up on our history and make sure we fit in and if we think we’ll fail, we’ll pretend to be mute.
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Oh no! We can’t lose the hot men! That’d just be sad! And I’ve always wanted to be rich and famous and not hurt innocents so we best be careful. Very careful. Maybe we shouldn’t even invent time travel at all.
It’d be absolutely terrible! We need out men! Preferably shirtless and muscular. You’ll get that life one day Chrissy, don’t you worry. Oh we will, we’ll be so careful that we’ll be like…safety king and queen. Or prince and princess, whichever suits your fancy. Mm…well, I guess we shouldn’t…
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Oh, it’d be pretty hard to forget.Oh yes we could seriously fuck things up for us and the people of the future and we don’t want that to happen at all…
Oh yes, especially if it means we won’t get to be carried around by hot men and be rich and famous…and you know, hurting people we don’t want to hurt because we’d simply be cruel.
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Don’t mention it!
I don’t doubt that one bit.And time travel, don’t forget the time travel! Though, we should be careful about that one. We could ruin lives.
As long as you remember it, haha. Yes! Imagine if we went into the past and we were wearing what we wear now and me showing my ankles…I feel like it’d be funny, but scary once they accuse me of being a witch. Oh we don’t want to do that, so we will be careful.
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